Nicatourism

This truck driver took a wrong turn and then got hung up on that tree. So, he straightened the truck out and got out to see what the problem was. Instead of climbing up and untangling the tree from the truck, he decided to just take off, pulling the tree down with him. However, the neighbors were more than interested in the license plate here in the picture and soon thereafter took off to get the police. Ha ha ha ha

Este caminero giró mal y se enredó con ese árbol. Echó para atrás el camión y se bajó para ver que fue lo que pasaba. Sin embargo, en vez de desenredar las ramas, decidió mejor arrancar con todo y el árbol. Momentos después, los vecinos estaban muy interesados en conocer el número de las placas del camión. Apuntaron el dato y se fueron a la policía para agarrar el chofer y camión. Ja ja ja ja

What is this? Any clues?

¿Qué es eso? ¿Alguna pista?

The fair is in town for a few weeks. Check out these very inventive rides…you’ve got about 20 of those kids rideable plastic cars tied down to a wooden floor, on a center with a motor that turns them round and round…all this fun for only C$10 ($0.50)) a swirl. Hey the kid doesn’t seem to mind. Liability insurance? Haaa!

Están los huegos aquí en la ciudad por algunas semanas. Miren este juego inovador…hay más o menos 20 de esos carritos plásticos atados con mecate al piso de madera, piso que está conectado a un centro con motor que los da vuelta y vuelta…solo pagas C$10 (US$0.50) por algunas vueltas en el chunche que te gusta. El niño no toma conciencia de todo esto. Asegurado por accidentes??? Jaaa!

There is a large shrimp production in the Chinandega area thus many local people also get involved in their own little harvest and selling. These things sure look better at Red Lobster than here huh?

Hay una gran produccion de camerones en la zone de Chinandega y muchas personas locales se involucran en su comercializacion. Claro, se miran mejor en un restaurante que aquí a aire libre, ¿verdad?

Spanish multinational Pescanova inaugurated “the world’s most advanced” shrimp processing plant in Chinandega, northern Nicaragua, of an annual production capacity of 30,000 tons.

The whole shrimp production process will take place at the new plant that covers some 20,000 sq m and features three processing and canning lines. The end product, made up of fresh shrimp, is canned shrimp ready for freezing or outright marketing.

Pescanova eventually will acquire ready-to-farm shrimp fry from its laboratory and cultivate these in its farm centres.

The laboratory has a production capacity of 500 million units per month, which essentially guarantees a “much-needed supply” in the years to come, said Fernandez de Sousa.

This nice scene is found between Matagalpa and Jinotega, high up in some excellent coffee country mountains. It’s cool and nice here!!! When I grow up, that’s where I want to live!

Esta agradable escena se encuentra entre Matagalpa y Jinotega, un lugar alto en medio de montañas de excelente caficultura. ¡¡¡Hace friiito aquí y es muy agradable!!! ¡Cuando yo sea grande, quiero vivir allí!

Here in Nicaragua it’s at times hazardous to be on the highway. Why? Because everybody and his brother is on the same highway, driving whatever and hauling whatever. I leave you three examples that speak for themselves….A veces aquí en Nicaragua es peligroso estar en la carretera. ¿Por qué? Por qué hay personas manejando no sé qué y transportando no sé cuánto. Para muestra…tres botones.

Here’s my lunch, saying hi before he was eaten…that’s Nicaraguan broccoli with Nicaraguan chicken, Nicaraguan rice and Nicaraguan honey on the chicken (with some soy sauce). Ummmmm

Aquí está mi almuerzo, diciéndoles adios antes de ser comido….el brócoli es Nica, el pollo es Nica, el arroz en Nica y la miel (encima del pollo) es Nica (la salsa de soya – China). Ummmmm

Those are genuine Nicaraguan chicken eggs. Today we purchased 15 eggs for C$25. That comes out to about…$0.08 per egg. Throw in a few cents for tomatoes and we have a $0.20 breakfast + tip.

Have you heard the expression: “One man’s junk is another man’s treasure”? That rhymes true in the case of these Nicaraguan boys who have located their own Saturday morning playground outside of the municipal garbage dump in Chinandega. If you could measure happiness, I would say that these guys were off the scale…compare that to your typical child with PS3, WII, cellular phone, etc. who is not satisfied with anything. Can we coin another frase here? “Less is more….”